|
Post by fudgikillz on Oct 8, 2010 17:55:44 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by chaotic on Oct 11, 2010 10:28:18 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by wazza on Oct 13, 2010 18:13:44 GMT -8
#3 k jack, the fact that 2/3 of your posts are about pr0n st4rs or something of that affect is starting to creep me out, you have obviously spent too much time with will, lol
Maybe I should actually try to put some substance into my posts? Nah. fuck that.
Edit (by actual poster...): Mabey I should actually try to put some of the forum users substance into the posts? Nah. IMA FAG MODERTAOR! MODS=GODS. GTFO!
|
|
|
Post by chaotic on Oct 17, 2010 21:05:38 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by fudgikillz on Oct 23, 2010 11:03:40 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by chaotic on Dec 1, 2010 22:15:46 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by fudgikillz on Dec 15, 2010 18:07:14 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by chaotic on Dec 25, 2010 13:43:25 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by fudgikillz on Dec 29, 2010 17:23:19 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by wazza on Jan 13, 2011 17:42:30 GMT -8
If you are interested in Absolute Zero and have a spare 1:40 (that's hours and minutes) then this is really cool, and informative. video.pbs.org/video/1050757560/and in general Nova is pretty awesome. Edit: if you don't want to watch the history of cold, then skip to 50 mins
|
|
|
Post by crackboy on Jan 30, 2011 21:38:24 GMT -8
A lot of times on TL, there are girl blogs about people not being able to "break the friend zone," that is, to get romantically involved with a girl who sees you "just as a friend." Well, to buck the trend, I'm here to tell the story of how I managed to do just that.
I went to school with this really close group of friends. Our school was private and kind of religious, so there were a lot of rules that you wouldn't have to deal with in other schools. But we grew up together, got in trouble together, and there was this one girl in particular who I was really into. She was the smartest of the group by far and ran circles around the rest of us when it came to just overall general knowledge. I can't begin to tell you how many times she got us out of trouble.
Anyways the three of us decided to drop out of school our last year. I mean my parents weren't really happy about it, but there was a really bad organized crime problem at the time and my group had gotten in bad with them. I always figured she was more into the popular guy and it really pissed me off. Nearly ended my friendship with the both of them my jealousy did.
Everything worked out in the end, popular guy ended up banging my sister instead and I got the girl! After he killed Voldemort things got pretty boring though.
|
|
|
Post by crackboy on Feb 13, 2011 17:40:08 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by fudgikillz on Feb 15, 2011 22:03:36 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by crackboy on Feb 16, 2011 20:09:49 GMT -8
Thumbs up for the grooveshark link, now I can download music I couldn't find on youtube.
|
|
oflanagan
SDT Member
life is an illusion nothing really exists
Posts: 435
|
Post by oflanagan on Feb 21, 2011 19:11:51 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by popehitler on Feb 28, 2011 21:58:07 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by chaotic on Mar 13, 2011 0:24:21 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by crackboy on May 8, 2011 19:39:48 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by wazza on May 19, 2011 15:51:56 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by crackboy on Jun 20, 2011 21:51:23 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by wazza on Aug 18, 2011 15:53:54 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by fudgikillz on Aug 25, 2011 2:37:18 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by crackboy on Sept 10, 2011 20:33:40 GMT -8
"The motherfucking Flash.
Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his ass. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.
Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he's the hottest shit to ever shit on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of fuck you batman. That's Batman.
But the fucking Flash, my god, my FUCKING GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that fucking hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.
Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother fuck! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fucking fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn't fucking enough!
I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more!
The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fucker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or FUCKING EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the fucking Flash.
Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.
But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and FUCK how is Superman THIS fucking strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.
How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! Fuck you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet fucking russia! RUSH-A! Bitch.
Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at lightspeed but NOOOO he's even good in bed.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks cock and should go die in a freak greasefire."
|
|
|
Post by crackboy on Sept 12, 2011 14:28:03 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by Nesbit on Sept 26, 2011 18:11:02 GMT -8
Holy Shit. This is godlike.
"The name of the game is KGB but I'm sure it has other iterations.
What's needed: Round up as many people as you can. Sometimes we played with groups as big as 120 people. The more the merrier. The game requires a minimum of 25 people. You divide the group into "runners" and "the KGB". Runners are people who will travel on foot and the KGB are people who will drive trucks (cars work too but trucks are ideal). Usually about 90% of the people are on foot and 10% in trucks. Then you pick a neighborhood (a neighborhood 1-3 miles across is ideal).
The rules: It's simple. You pick a point A and a point B on opposite sides of the neighborhood. Whoever is the first runner to travel from point A to point B without being seen by the KGB wins. So basically, the game starts with all the runners at point A and the KGB dispersing into the neighborhood. The runners start running (or walking) and every time they see headlights, they dive into bushes, backyards, pools, moats, etc., waiting for the car to pass (when cops get involved, it adds a whole new dimension). If a KGB sees you, he honks his horn and you have to jump into the bed of his truck and he drives you back to point A, so you have to start the entire quest over. If you cheat, the KGB has the right to get out of the car and punch you in the stomach.
This game is awesome. Whenever you see a car, it's such an adrenaline rush. You have no idea if it's an innocent passerby, a KGB truck, an angry neighbor, or a local cop"
|
|
|
Post by fudgikillz on Oct 18, 2011 17:54:36 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by fudgikillz on Oct 25, 2011 19:46:42 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by fudgikillz on Oct 27, 2011 18:29:19 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by fudgikillz on Oct 31, 2011 16:12:56 GMT -8
|
|
|
Post by Nesbit on Nov 3, 2011 18:30:25 GMT -8
Go to: www.google.ca/Type in : do a barrel roll. Hit "search". Do a victory dance.
|
|