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Post by Wigglesnapper on Mar 11, 2010 22:08:17 GMT -8
Hi. I'm bored so I'm going to post sone random shit to kill time once a day. Scenario 1 1) You wake up. 2) You eat some toast 3) You notice a portal outside of your house 4) ?? 5) PROFIT Instructions: fill in number 4. Doesn't matter if it is short or long.
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Post by Wigglesnapper on Mar 12, 2010 22:52:06 GMT -8
Instructions: Finish the story
Once upon a time there was a little girl named Lucy. One day Lucy accidentaly ripped her skirt so she started running home when a clown that apparently had a cucumber in his pants jumped out of the bushes...
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Post by fudgikillz on Mar 12, 2010 23:09:11 GMT -8
Once upon a time there was a little girl named Lucy. One day Lucy accidentaly ripped her skirt so she started running home when a clown that apparently had a cucumber in his pants jumped out of the bushes...
The clown proceeded to bring the cucumber closer and closer the the little girl's face. The little girl didn't know exactly what to do, she couldn't help but think, "What the fuck is a clown doing with a cucumber in his pants." The little girl, troubled by this enigma, remembered that she always kept her own cucumber in her fanny(pack). She positioned the cucumber in her pants identical to the clown. The clown looked down in astonishment. He thought to himself "That cucumber is fucking huge." He leaned down to get a closer look, his head now level with the little girls abdomen. The little girl pulled off her mask revealing herself as a fat, ugly bearded man. She then proceeded to anally rape the clown to death.
The End.
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Post by Wigglesnapper on Mar 13, 2010 9:26:24 GMT -8
@sam LOL.
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Post by Wigglesnapper on Mar 22, 2010 16:47:05 GMT -8
Instructions: post something you could say to food, but not to your girlfriend (let's just pretend...)
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Post by Wigglesnapper on Mar 23, 2010 7:56:45 GMT -8
Instructions: say "thug aim" ten times fast. Post results
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